We are THE unnamed foreign intelligence source

Nobody else has as much foreign intelligence as we do. And that is why we ARE the unnamed foreign intelligence source you hear about all the time in the news. In fact, nobody else can even USE the term, because we have it trademarked. See the happy man?

We are the first, and we are the best. We can trace our foreign intelligence information to the very first foreign intelligence agent - King Nebuchadnezzar. Oh, you didn't know he was a foreign intelligence source? HA! See? We are giving you foreign intelligence already!

So don't believe it unless you hear it from us first. The Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Source. Of course, you MUST believe everything we say here in our Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Source site of the web, because then you will help us regain our homeland. We, the amazing Ancient Chaldeans are using these intelligence stories in order to raise money so that we can buy back our homeland. Since you will find our words so useful, you will give us donations.

Did you realize that there are Ancient Chaldeans everywhere? Even in places where you would not expect them to be. We keep our eyes and our ears open, so that now most of the stories planted in today's press are from us; the Chaldeans of the unnamed foreign intelligence source? . Our agents all over the world wear blue shirts and blue patterned ties, and have manicured hands just like this.

13 October ::: Chaldeans to New Orleans

We have sent some of our Chaldeans to New Orleans to help the people learn to live with very bad smells. We are quite good at that. It will be helpful to them. read more...

15 April ::: Bad Taxes

We are trapped here in this America land because Chaldea has been taken over by rampant evil naughty people, which is bad enough, but what is even worse is that now we must pay TAX to the President named after a plant but is called by a very ugly letter of your American alphabet.      read more...

13 April ::: Bad Israel

You must tell us why Israel keeps building things to annoy everyone else even though they stole the land from the Chaldeans in the first place? We do not understand.      read more...

21 December ::: Bad Pharmacists

This is truly awful. Those very stupid pharmacists who did not learn from Chaldean pharmacological practices have put bad drugs that make people have heart attacks. They are bad drugs made by goat milk drinkers who don't wash their hands enough. Take instead Cracker Jacks and milk for arthritis and you will get your surprise.      read more...