Tehran Being Bad and Naughty Again
You should know that you can never trust the Iran people who want nuclear weapons. They are jealous because the Chaldeans have had the first nuclear weapons that we made in 42 BC when we were fighting to keep our homeland of Chaldea. But we did not use them because we are good, and we wanted to keep the camels and goats for ourselves.
So the Iranians now say that they will not build centrifuges anymore. Do you believe them? Does Mohamed ElBaradei believe them? No. He is Chaldean like us. He is pretending until we can all be told the truth.
If they gain nuclear weapons, the Chaldeans may have to use their power of trademark infringement to stop them. There is nothing more powerful than that. We shall prevail.