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You lame and slimey people!

Why do you keep blowing up people? You are not nice and will be naughty in our Goddess Hecate's sight. When we take back Chaldea from you rotten miscreants, you will see how your whiney toady little nonsense becomes not only lame, but also moot. You cannot possibly win. We are invincible. For we were here first, and are the Chaldeans. Get your bad occupation force of Sunis and other types of Moslems gone from our sacred holy land so that we can put our polytheistic pantheon of Heaven back in its rightful place before you came and caused us annoyance and made the American President oil monger come and do stupid things with his manly parts at us. For when we come back, you will be given the job of cleaning our temples once again.