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Anti-Japanese protests might spin out of control

You want to know the real reason for these Chinese who are angry? It is because they have finally learned they are not originally from Chaldea. Instead, the Japanese ARE originally from Chaldea. This horrible jealousy is what makes the Chinese who are angry.

We can most understand how it is when you find yourself not one of us. Sometimes even we are not one of us. But that is no reason to crash your head into the noodle shops. Noodle shops are good and have nutritious lunches for everyone, even those who are not from Chaldea. It is not their fault, so stop hurting them.

We, of course, like the Japanese because they have fortune cookies and Moo Shu Sushi. We like them very much. It is clear they originally come from Chaldea. So we again tell these bad Chinese to stop being jealous like schoolyard bully. Perhaps if you celebrate and worship Gilgamesh you may too become accepted by Chaldeans.