And We Believe Them, Too!
Those Silly Syrians! They fool everyone all the time. We think they are SO funny! Now they tell everyone that there are no weapons of mass destruction in Syria. Everyone knows that Syrians LOVE to play hide and seek. They were playing it in Lebanon until the Lebaneese found them and said they must come out.
Ok, now think for a minute (if you can do this. It is not always clear that you can.) The US sent the people to look for the WMD. The only person who ever found WMD in Iraq is not in the group that went to Syria to look. Do you think they would find anything? Are you CRAZY? See the happy man!
While the Syrians play hide and seek with the big naughty weapons, why doesn't the US hire the man who FINDS weapons and give him lots of money and a big job? No! Instead they play hide and seek with HIM TOO. Maybe this is a good and fun game. It must be. After all, you have trouble finding Chaldeans, don't you? And we have WMD too. But we won't tell you we hide it in our box of Wheat Thins.