Now We Go With North Koreans
What is happening with these bad and awful North Koreans who march as if a pole was inside their anal cavity? They are now again playing with nuclear weapons and taping them onto missiles with duct tape like a child in school. Now everyone is confused because they do not know whether it is really a nuclear bomb thing or is instead just an excuse for Kim Jong Il's small manly part?
Now all the funny countries are ready to go and talk about what to do with Kim Jong Il's manly part so that he will stop playing with missiles. We have sent him commercials with Bob from Enzyte to show him there is another way. He can even play golf and go to football games and have sushi with Japanese if he uses Enzyte just like Bob on television. This is much better than playing with nuclear devices.
If Kim Jong Il continues to not take his Enzyte and play with naughty missiles, the other countries will have to punish him very much by forcing him to wear brightly colored floral shirts and have the stick removed from his anal cavity. Then he will have to learn how to walk all over again. That should teach him. He will learn.