Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

So all are still complaining about this Hurricane Katrina and why it has taken so long for the government of the United States to come and help the people there, and why the place is still so smelling of bad things. The reason for this is simple.

That President of yours, named after the strange plant and called by the "W" letter has been very busy. He has had to find a new person for your Supreme Court.

This Supreme Court is a very difficult thing for Presidents without many brains. They must find someone who everyone will decide is not too hot and not too cold, like porridge and this Goldilocks. The first time, he found someone who was a little too cold for some, and a little too hot for others, so he was ok. But this time, he has been having much more trouble.

This time he picked someone who was MUCH too hot and MUCH too cold. But we know why this happened. His Karl Rove was busy running from the press with their many questions and cameras. Without his Karl Rove to choose for him, the "W" person becomes confused. So this time he picked the woman who was selling Mary Kay cosmetics door to door and wishes her to be in the Supreme Court.

We have not seen any cases of cosmetics ladies who are on Supreme Courts, except perhaps for one in 245 BC who ran the court for unclean chariots, so we are not certain how your cosmetics lady will work out. We will have to watch and see. We hope that you will learn.