Now With This Whitehouse Spy
For those Americans who do not watch good news, they may not know that a spy was in the White House who was stealing classified things and papers from the office of the Vice President to the President named after a plant. We in unnamed foreign intelligence thought of doing this before the people of the Phillipines did this. Unfortunately for the Chaldeans, The Vice President to the Plant would not hire our Chaldean spy. He mumbled something about a background check that showed we were too smart to work in his office.