The frightening ideas of the SUKI (tm) cult!
We of the Unnamed Foreign Intelligence of the Ancient Chaldeans have been alarmed to find out that there is a cult of individuals who claim to be associated with the Japanese dish of Sukiyaki, who are attempting to convert the entire Internet to their culthood. They claim to have 500,000 members (primarily in Asia), however we at unnamed foreign intelligence has found only a person named pitz_ who lives in Saskatchewan behind this dire plot.
Imagine, if you will, ordering Sukiyaki in a Japanese restaurant and finding that you are instead served it with no sauce, and a crazy man comes to your table and tells you to join this religion you must always capitalize and must always put (tm) next to, even when speaking? This is funny to we Chaldeans, as we tried this before with hummus, but we were arrested and told to stop invading Middle Eastern restaurants. Some even got restraining orders. We did not like this.
So, how will we stop these Sukiyaki stealing non Japanese crazy people? Do not trouble yourselves. We are employing the secret Chaldean dance of the never ending tofu disease upon them. They will learn!