Children With Computers
You Americans are being so silly by letting your children have computers and go on the Internet without watching them to make sure some nasty child pervert doesn't get them. The Internet is dangerous. See? Even the Chaldeans are on the Internet. And although we are not child perverts (our children are put in work camps until they are old enough to be with us), we are here to shape your minds in warped and unusual ways. We are sorry that you don't have a King who can supervise all of your children in the work camp to keep them from harm and to make nice trinkets we can sell to tourists. You will learn.