Learn History or Repeat it Until You Become Dizzy
Why don't you Americans learn more about History? History is very important and has many things that you could learn from. For example, everyone is upset about the chef with the name of Chef from the place called Southpark because the church called Scientology was insulted by the show. The chef quit because he did not know how to make fun of himself but could make fun of everyone else. This is because of the church called Scientology.
We had a church like this in ancient Chaldea. It was called the Church of Fictology. The Fictologists would have everyone believe that humans came from Cecil the Chaldean Sea Serpent because he could talk, and everyone should give money to the Fictologists because Cecil was green and so was money (Chaldean money was green if you left it in the sun too long). Soon the Fictologists got bigger and bigger, and then more and more people joined them. They became more and more powerful, having their Fictologists in important jobs like horse whisperer and cleaner of cuniform tablet making tools, so they thought they could tell everyone else that they were not allowed to point and laugh as they went by on the street.
Then, one day, Mudhat the Wise went to a meeting of Fictologists and asked them if they really believed this silly thing or were they only trying to make money. The head of the Fictologists said, "yes, you have found us out" and they all went home.
Someday, you will also learn.