Now With This Supreme Court
Today the Supreme Court of the United States told the W president that he needs to get better glasses and perhaps eat more brain food because he forgot to read this convention from Geneva. We don't understand what chocolate has to do with being a chauffeur, but they say that the Supreme Court is very smart except for the Italian man who flips off people with bad gestures. So anyway, this Court decided that the makers of chocolate know more about how to treat bad chauffeurs on vacation in Cuba than the W president. This may be very true, since the W president seems very confused about such things as what they call "separation of powers." That is again why it is so much better to have a King because then powers are never separated.
Anyway, from the Chaldean perspective, the court told the W president that he is very silly and must not make any more silly policies that ignore the chocolate makers because they get very angry and threaten to raise prices on chocolate. And saying mommy said I could do it (mommy being something called Congress) does not count.
So today, poor W president must be very sad. We bet he does not eat chocolate for at least a month, and will not attend the next convention of chocolate makers in Geneva.