Viagra Being Sold in North Korea
Now with your friend the Kim Jong Ill who comes again to dump his manly parts in the Sea of Japan. Again we from Chaldea tell you that history repeats itself very much, and that you in America still will not learn about this history so that you can stop from repeating it, but we have told you this before and you still make yourselves dizzy. But what can we do besides tell you again?
Now, with this Ill man in North Korea. It is clear that he makes missiles fly towards the west because he has a small manly part. It is more clear that now they are selling Viagra in North Korea because Rush Limbaugh was caught with some, so he gave them to his friend Kim Jong Ill. This is why, instead of one missile, the Ill man sent 7 missiles because before he could only manage one. Why else would he call it "No-Dong?" However, because this Viagra came from China, and because China steals intellectual property, the formulation was bad, so the biggest and manliest of the Kim Jong Ill manly parts missiles went sputter and did not perform as well as the bragging of the Ill man. This is a very common thing where men who are not Chaldean brag very much, especially in the saloon, to the woman who is wearing much make up. Unlike the woman in the saloon, the Sea of Japan was not drunk and was therefore not very impressed at the premature sputtering and following flaccidness of the formerly manly missile.
So do you understand yet? Do not do these bad things. Only purchase your Viagra from the actual manufacturer and not from the Chinese intellectual property thieves who then resell to those with small manly parts who make missiles. Someday, you will learn.