We Have Found An Important Truth
The people in your W Administration who are responsible for making the stories for the press, must be the same as the people who wrote the very funny Chaldean play Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We have been watching and wondering for a long time, but now we finally know that it is true.
We figured out this truth a little bit last month when the W Administration caught 7 evil people from Miami who wished to blow up the tower of Craftsman Tools in Chicago. These were the silly men who swore their undying loyalty to a man in a bad bathrobe who called himself a Mullet, or was that a Mullah or something like that. Then today we found that the W Administration people caught people who wished to blow up tunnels in New York.
"Ah HA!" we said, and nodded to each other. This is the same person who wrote of the brave Sir Robin who nearly fought the Chicken of Bristol, and who almost won many other battles. The W Administration nearly thwarted plans by people who could never carry out those plans because they are too stupid to even ask the Tom Tom in their car which way to the Craftsman Tower or to the smelly tunnel of New Jersey.
Someday you will learn, but only if you nearly go to school and almost get an education.