So With This "Shit" Word
People are upset with the Americans W President because he said a naughty word to his friend the Somewhat King of England, the Anthony Blair. They are running in circles and becoming upset because the W President said this word. We Chaldeans laugh at this very much. Given the ways of the W President, the Americans should be very happy that their president was able to say any words at all.
What we Chaldeans are upset about is that the W President eats like a cud chewing cow who was thrown out of the barn for being too much like a pig who belongs in a pen for pigs. His mother, the Barbara woman, should have been very upset to see her son with food falling out of his mouth as he tries to speak his naughty words. From what Chaldeans have seen of the Barbara mother, she would never eat in this manner, bringing shame upon herself and her family for generations.
We do know that sometimes the world laughs because the W President is more like, how do you Americans call them, "Bubba" from round the bend, or North Virginia, or something like that. It makes us wonder why you voted for one that way. But then we remembered. You did not vote for him. The Diebold voting machines did. And even then they did not win in a real way. Perhaps he was having dinner with those who made the choices, but they were too upset with his way of eating that they had to go and he was the only one left so he became President.
Someday you will learn.