Now With Your Foreign Students
We have been hearing on the news how there have been foreign students who have been missing in your United States. We Chaldeans are confused as to why you allow these foreign students to come into the United States when so many of your own people are so stupid. Would it be better to send your stupid to your own schools instead of your foreign students? Oh, we forgot. Your stupid have no money. But the foreign students have money given to them by their rich parents and their rich governments who also give money to people who build weapons and things to blow you up. Ah, we understand now.
In Chaldea we also had foreign students sometimes. But we never lost them. We always knew where they were because we painted them blue. They also wore clothing that said "Beware, I am a Foreign Student." It worked very well to keep everyone very certain of where the foreign students were and what they were doing. Someday you will also learn to paint your foreign students blue, or perhaps another nicer color. You must ask Hilde from Trading Spaces.