Now With The Chris-Tmas Tree
For all you who were asking about the origin of the trees so many of you kill and put up for Jesus, you must know that long before the Pagans decorated trees for their so many Gods we become dizzy at the thought, we Chaldeans began decorating trees for the celebration of the birth of our King Christopher the Tolerant. In Chaldea we did not have so many trees, so we did not chop them down and drag them to our homes as your deer hunters do with dead creatures to show the prize to all who look. Instead, we would decorate them as they were found. They looked like THIS:
We very much love our Chris-Tmas trees. So you American Christian types stop whining about it being YOURS and you are being discriminated against when you stole it from US, the Ancient Chaldeans. Imagine how King Christopher the Tolerant would feel NOW? His descendent Ron Popeil put it this way, "Just buy my ancestor's products like 'The Clapper' and I don't care what you call the damn tree."
We knew that the lovely Chris-Tmas trees would be taken down in the Seattle Airport as soon as someone found it was a symbol of Ancient Chaldean holiday worship. That it was because of a complaint by a descendant of one of the slaves we had in ancient times is not even surprising because even after King Christopher invented baked beans for them, they were still grumpy and unhappy. But to have Christians complain that taking the trees was an insult to THEM is just as silly as watching your Chia Pets grow. We will not allow them to steal OUR insult!
Someday you will learn!