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And now with this landslide in San Diego

Oh you silly Americans. When will you learn to stop putting those Scottish McMansions in places that explode, earth slide, hurricane, tornado, or do other bad things? You do this all the time and then you are so surprised when the houses splinter into the pieces of trees that you chop down to make them. It is so very very sad that you never learn and it happens over and over again.

Back in Ancient Chaldea, we had some of those awful things, but we would not build our houses in their way. Instead, we would sell "Wonderful New Home Lots" to our enemies who would buy them at highly inflated prices, making them think that they were the best places for their houses. Then when they would careen into the Tigris, we would laugh and have a happy party.

Someday, you will learn!

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