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September 07, 2004

Silly Israeli Spy Satellite Vanquished

Premier the Ariel Sharon says that the Iran is the greater threat in the regarding region: The aides of the bush ' they have known of the Israeli ring Israel of the spy of the spy of the probe ' of the Israeli probes of Canada in order to raise ' the edition of the out of order spy ' with the tools of Syria: The article of the press of the article of the email transmits to your answers a Israeli rocket that transports a satellite of the planned spy in order to amplify the surveillance over the Iran arc-enemy has been arrested in the sea endured after the takeoff. The Israeli ministry of the defense has incolpato of the incident of the monday on a dysfunction in the third phase of the rocket of Shavit, that it has removed from a south of air force base of Tel Aviv. The witnesses have seen flash of neighbor clearly a litoranea base of Palmahim. Not there were relationships of the incidents. Ofek-6 the satellite - the most delayed in the line of the Israel of the satellites of the spy - has been destroyed when it has been arrested in the Mediterranean sea. The loss of the satellite is one rest important to the tried ones you of the Israel to modernize the relative system of surveillance in order to spy on the enemies comprised the Iran that accusation to develop the nuclear crews. The Iran denies expenses. The strategic systems of the defense of the Israel are base on the satellites assign to you to you in order to blot the missiles receipts. Rest "the such events are much expensive one for all the implied one," a source of the defense dictate. In a declaration terse, the said Defense Ministry "the source of the dysfunction in the third phase is studying from expert from the Ministry of defense and the implied industries". The Ofek is a digalleggiante satellite those orbits 300km - 700km over the earth. Hung approximately 300kg and the relative duration standard it is of approximately five years. The rest one has come days after the system of the missile-assassin of the Israel, arrow II, comes to lack to down shoots a fictitious missile in a test-infornamento outside of the shoreline of California. The Israeli civil employees have incolpato of technical a wrong impulse on the omission of the missile to hit the relative objective, but that they have said that the first murderous missile of the world had passed the main reason for the test that had to identify the warhead received of the missiles.

Bad Naughty UN

Speaking in the television of the state in monday, the said negotiations Rohani de Hasan would decide the editions that had currently surrounded the nuclear program of the country. "the only way to decide the nuclear problem of Irã is constant dialogue, not applying a pressure or not threatening in," the said Rohani. And U. accuses private Irã to work in an atomic bomb and it has pushed for the international agency of the atomic energy (IAEA) to tell the example of Irã to the advice of the security of the possible UN for sanctions economic. Tehran rejects the load and says it that its ambitions are limited to generate the electricity of the nuclear reactors. "Irã never pursued the nuclear arms but we are serious on having calm the nuclear technology," added Rohani. The enrichment continues in June, Tehran finished a business with Grâ Britain, France and Germany recommencing the production and to test of nuclear centrifugals. "we assure the world that our enrichment-related activities are for calm purposes," said Rohani. The trio of I will sketch a definition to be presented to the plate of 35-member of the IAEA of regulators that will meet with in 13 September arguing the nuclear example of Irã. Irã believes that the IAEA would give to its nuclear program a clean account of the health in its report of September as Irã removed the main ambiguities of the agency on nuclear activities of Tehran.

You lame and slimey people!

Why do you keep blowing up people? You are not nice and will be naughty in our Goddess Hecate's sight. When we take back Chaldea from you rotten miscreants, you will see how your whiney toady little nonsense becomes not only lame, but also moot. You cannot possibly win. We are invincible. For we were here first, and are the Chaldeans. Get your bad occupation force of Sunis and other types of Moslems gone from our sacred holy land so that we can put our polytheistic pantheon of Heaven back in its rightful place before you came and caused us annoyance and made the American President oil monger come and do stupid things with his manly parts at us. For when we come back, you will be given the job of cleaning our temples once again.