Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

Bad Syrians! They should say in their Syria that they stole from the Chaldeans. We don't like them.

If Lebanese need protection from other people they could have asked the Chaldeans. We would protect them from the bad and awful Israel who has kibbutzes and strange rituals. If the Chaldeans were protectors of Lebanese, we would first spank them for blowing up their prime minister, then they would be sent to bed without supper. After that, we would take care of them again, because they also came from Chaldeans.

Someday they will figure out that the Chaldeans should be ruling the whole MIddle East and also the world. We would spank all the bad and naughty terrorist people, put them in our dungeons, and make them run on wheels to power our electricity, just like in the old days. They would not be so terrorist if they had to write only on cuniform tablets instead of their satellite telephones. That would show them right!

You will understand. It is not too late.

Posted by mikki at 02:40 PM | Permalink

We used to have Chaldean Idols, but they did not wear silly clothes and dance like crazy prostitutes who ate baked beans. Our Idols were made of stone and we liked them very much, thank you for asking, although you did not really. Chaldean Idols were so much better than those bad and awful American ones. And last night stupid people voted for stupid idols.

The 12 "semifinalists of American Idol" had chosen for viewfinders of the television include loaded Ukrainian- student of the college, a black support of the leather strap of the arts martial and a bartender-bartender-waitress. The series of the fox of no. 1-rated, that it is reaching up to 30 million viewfinders one episode in its fourth station, eliminated four contestants Wednesday for stops the field. Judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul had narrowed the field of the thousands of hopefuls for all the country, but the viewfinders had decided the final dozen. Collected in post-it shows celebration to it, finalists exulted in its good richness.

Posted by mikki at 02:51 PM | Permalink