Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

Those Silly Syrians! They fool everyone all the time. We think they are SO funny! Now they tell everyone that there are no weapons of mass destruction in Syria. Everyone knows that Syrians LOVE to play hide and seek. They were playing it in Lebanon until the Lebaneese found them and said they must come out.

Ok, now think for a minute (if you can do this. It is not always clear that you can.) The US sent the people to look for the WMD. The only person who ever found WMD in Iraq is not in the group that went to Syria to look. Do you think they would find anything? Are you CRAZY? See the happy man!

While the Syrians play hide and seek with the big naughty weapons, why doesn't the US hire the man who FINDS weapons and give him lots of money and a big job? No! Instead they play hide and seek with HIM TOO. Maybe this is a good and fun game. It must be. After all, you have trouble finding Chaldeans, don't you? And we have WMD too. But we won't tell you we hide it in our box of Wheat Thins.

Posted by mikki at 12:13 AM | Permalink

Why would these bad and naughty Iranians not allow women to be president? Everyone knows women make best presidents. They are good at being president in the house. Are you afraid of your mother? Of course you are! She will make you eat hot peppers and wash your mouth out with soap. If everyone is afraid if their mother, then if their mother is president, everyone will be quiet and do what she says.

Ah, this is why the Iranians are so upset. They want to pretend that their Eye Of Tolla people are the bosses. Good idea to pretend, but we can't believe it. Now, if the Eye of Tolla's MOTHER was boss, we would believe THAT.

Laureate Shirin Ebadi of the peace of Nobel criticized Iran to bar candidates of the women to be for the president. Existing procedures said vetting meant that free and healthful elections were not possible. Before the presidential election of 17 June, the advice of guardians, a guard dog who selected all the candidates, said that he is piercing for its interpretation of a word key in constitution of Iran that has been made examination for much time as meaning that the men only can be president. How silly of them!

Posted by mikki at 03:48 PM | Permalink

You want to know the real reason for these Chinese who are angry? It is because they have finally learned they are not originally from Chaldea. Instead, the Japanese ARE originally from Chaldea. This horrible jealousy is what makes the Chinese who are angry.

We can most understand how it is when you find yourself not one of us. Sometimes even we are not one of us. But that is no reason to crash your head into the noodle shops. Noodle shops are good and have nutritious lunches for everyone, even those who are not from Chaldea. It is not their fault, so stop hurting them.

We, of course, like the Japanese because they have fortune cookies and Moo Shu Sushi. We like them very much. It is clear they originally come from Chaldea. So we again tell these bad Chinese to stop being jealous like schoolyard bully. Perhaps if you celebrate and worship Gilgamesh you may too become accepted by Chaldeans.

Posted by mikki at 03:25 AM | Permalink

Four bombs about killed in the most small one name civilian and telp Baghdad of the different person they exploded inside the Republic of Iraq capital which puts on the civil official wound which the most late thing talks inside chain of fatal attack in that piece.

One bomb 9.30am (0530 GMT) nearly explosion of United States escort hayss in the witness who Friday, talks the inside the Mansur west area c. In some United States the main body of Republic of Iraq civilian location expense does inside the street after attacking.

5 name Republic of Iraq people being damaged, the United States army Humvee vehicle was destroyed the booby-trapped car, the Republic of Iraq police who talks the Aljazeera by the Muhammad Baghdadi which is important inside attacking. United States the Baghdadi talked the location falling unit and the Republic of Iraq police cordoned thing of gust. From the United States army word it was not to accident.

From this we know all is not good!

Posted by mikki at 07:49 PM | Permalink