Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

Why do you do these silly things? You have here this group called RIAA who sells bad rock and roll recordings. Many many people buy these bad rock and roll recordings and the people in RIAA get richer and richer. The people who make the bad rock and roll recordings sometimes also get richer and richer. Some children who like bad rock and roll do not have enough money but want to listen to it, so they go to the Internet and find the bad rock and roll and download it. Sometimes they also buy the bad rock and roll after they download it if they really like it. So now the rich RIAA becomes angry and sues the children, and their parents, and their grandmothers, and their dogs, and their dogs grandmothers.

The question from Chaldea is - why do you then still pay money for the bad rock and roll? Why make someone rich when they are doing bad and awful things to the people who made them rich? This makes no sense to Chaldeans.

Maybe if you would stop giving money to the already rich RIAA they might notice when they can no longer pay their expensive lawyers. Someday you will learn.

Posted by mikki at 06:52 PM | Permalink

What is happening with these bad and awful North Koreans who march as if a pole was inside their anal cavity? They are now again playing with nuclear weapons and taping them onto missiles with duct tape like a child in school. Now everyone is confused because they do not know whether it is really a nuclear bomb thing or is instead just an excuse for Kim Jong Il's small manly part?

Now all the funny countries are ready to go and talk about what to do with Kim Jong Il's manly part so that he will stop playing with missiles. We have sent him commercials with Bob from Enzyte to show him there is another way. He can even play golf and go to football games and have sushi with Japanese if he uses Enzyte just like Bob on television. This is much better than playing with nuclear devices.

If Kim Jong Il continues to not take his Enzyte and play with naughty missiles, the other countries will have to punish him very much by forcing him to wear brightly colored floral shirts and have the stick removed from his anal cavity. Then he will have to learn how to walk all over again. That should teach him. He will learn.

Posted by mikki at 06:24 PM | Permalink