Here Go the Bad People Again
Again they are blowing up politicians. We don't like politicians much either, but blowing them up is not very nice and makes a big mess. So now they blow up someone who doesn't like Syria. George Hawi didn't like Syria and had a silly name, so he got blown up. Those bad people better have many bombs because lots of people don't like Syria and have silly names. It will do them no good. Syria will still be a place where naughty people hide and bring their WMD and eat bad food.
If Chaldeans ran Syria again as our birthright is to run all of the Middle East because we are wonderful and smart and don't blow people up unless they REALLY need to be blown up, Syria would have much better food and no naughty people. We would send them all to France where they would blend in better.
So stop this blowing up of people, you naughty and bad individuals. Find a better hobby. Crochet or knit. Perhaps go bowling. You will learn.