Now With This Hurricane Katrina
Now you know why the Gulf was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina, do you not? It is because the bad Pat "take em out" Robertson has caused the God of Abraham to become annoyed with the Baptists who live in Mississippi. That bad Pat Robertson should not have said this to annoy this God.
Of course, the Gods of Chaldea do not get annoyed quite so quickly, and when they are annoyed, they throw sand and not hurricanes. When ancient Chaldeans had to evacuate, they did not use these Astrodome things. Of course, we evacuated too far and our land was taken by bad people, but sometimes that happens if you wish to have flushing toilets.
We Chaldeans feel that it is possible to help all of the effects of the bad Hurricane Katrina. All you must do is a special Chaldean ritual called "Torture and Kill The Naughty Person." If the Baptists are annoyed, they can perform this ritual on their Pat Robertson and all will be better. You will learn.