Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

We of the Chaldeans wish a Happy Festivus to all our American Friends. We know this is the most important holiday of your year, because more people watch the Festivus than any other show, and you gave many awards to the Festivus Man. We join you in celebrating this most important holidays. We ordered an aluminium pole for ourselves but we were told instead of other kinds of poles that we should use for other things besides Festivus so we became confused and instead chopped down a tree for Jesus. We are having difficulty putting ornaments on this oak tree without leaves, but we feel that maybe someday we will find out the special American trick to do this properly.

Happy Holidays to all, except those we don't like.

Posted by Hecate at 02:11 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Please tell me why the Americans are so surprised that their President goes against the piece of paper called the Constitution? The Chaldeans had a leader like that once, when we tried this silly thing called democracy. When we tried it, the rich merchants paid for votes, much like today, with many promises of more prosperity while pretending to give a choice. Instead, they had two candidates who actually stood for the same thing but with different words. The rich merchants would never lose.

So, like today, the rich merchants paid for votes and received a leader who had no brains and could be controlled by them. It is no wonder when you find a person who, like his father, is bought and sold by a large company, but is not smart enough to read your piece of paper called the Constitution, that somehow he then believes he is better and smarter than all others, so can get away with anything he wants. So he sits in his White House and listens to your telephone calls. What fun! Perhaps he will eat a pretzel while he does this. One can only hope.

Until you silly Americans have people run for your offices whoa re not bought and sold by the rich merchants, you will never have what you wish to call democracy. WE call it democrazy. In many ways, a King is better. We don't have to worry about others who buy his favor, because he just takes what he wants anyway. We know exactly what to expect this way. Someday, you will learn.

Posted by Hecate at 02:03 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)