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January 25, 2006

Now Your Bush Man Listens To Your Phone Calls

This is very funny to Chaldeans. It is good that your W President is not too bright, so that he can listen to you call your grandmother in Kosovo and not go crazy. And everyone is upset about this. The NSA listens to everyone's telephone calls and their email all the time. There are millions of them who do nothing but listen to you. So they have to get people without too much intelligence because otherwise they would become ill quickly and then fall asleep at work and get fired.

So now everyone is angry with the W President because he allows this boredom. We Chaldeans would be angry too. He was doing something already that he was asking Congress for permission to do. This is a waste of time and lots of annoying speeches. And the "Secret Court" that everyone knows about that costs lots of money is also ignored by the W President. Yes, we would also be angry because he wastes so much money on things he is not going to use, just to pretend he is not a king like the ancient Chaldean kings.

Again we say it is better to have a king because you don't waste so much money pretending to be fair.