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The Chaldeans are happy that your W president is finally going to fight to end the appalling violence in cartoons like Itchy and Scratchy, Terrance and Philip, and Tom and Jerry. We have been waiting for this for a very long time. Yes, please! Stop the cartoon violence!

Bush urges end to cartoon violence:


President Bush today urged governments around the world to help end the deadly violence sparked by protests over publication of cartoons depicting the Islamic Prophet Mohammed. "I call upon the governments around the world to stop the violence, to be respectful, to protect property and protect the lives of innocent diplomats who are serving their countries overseas," Bush said.

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The Chaldeans are very concerned about this war about cartoons in the world of the Islamics. We like the Islamics, even though they do not worship the old Gods of the Chaldeans. But we still feel they may be confused when they do not use Legos anymore.

Legos are the building blocks of civilization. Chaldeans LOVE Legos. Legos are also not very good at drawing cartoons, so why punish them? We would instead punish the person who made the cartoon of Mohammed because it is not very artistic and the colors were all wrong. The Chaldeans would also punish everyone who holds signs calling for death, because even bad art is art, and we hire many bad artists to paint our buildings like on Trading Spaces. We like that show very much.

We are also confused by the idea of some of these Islamics using free speech to protest someone else's free speech. If this keeps happening, there will become an energy vortex that will suck in everything, even Legos. This is very dangerous. Please be careful out there.

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