Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources

So now the strange Iranian President writes a letter to the W President. This is very rare and important because most Iranian Presidents do not know how to write. Writing is bad because it could cause people to listen to your rantings which may cause others to become also infected with stupidity, so Iranian Presidents do not do this much.

We also have reason to believe that this writing was not what the press is saying, about their nuclear weapons, but instead of the Iranian President's fear of our King returning and rightfully taking back what is ours in the nation of Ancient Chaldea, which would include some parts of Iran. We do not need to write letters to the W President to do this. All we need do is wait for everyone to begin bombing Iran and all those currently in Iraq to continue fighting themselves, then there will be nobody left and we can come back.

Posted by Hecate at 01:25 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Some very important professor like types of the important college in New York came to ask for the wisdom of the Chaldeans and so we went for an interview/dinner at a Thai restaurant of rude waiters. They must have known we were Chaldean because they looked at us with strangeness. Of course, they looked at the academic types with strangeness also, but that could be because of their 1980s clothing.

The academics were most impressed that the Chaldeans invented everything first, especially all types of technology. They wrote many things on pieces of paper. They nodded a lot. Then one wrote something else on a piece of paper and told us to bring it to the pharmacy as soon as possible. What a nice gift of thanks. We like these strange pills with funny colors. Thank you strange New York academics.

Posted by mikki at 11:23 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)