Now WIth This Killer Snow
We are so happy we live so near to our friends at the CIA. They make sure that nothing bad happens when there is killer snow here. Chaldeans do not know from this snow. Thousands of years ago, we had no snow in our homeland, so today when we see it we are still confused and unbelieving. So we are very happy that they have closed the schools all around the CIA tomorrow because some very bad Americans have not shoveled their sidewalks.
Do you know the danger if a child slips on a sidewalk that has not been shoveled? They might fall face first in the snow and become cold and wet. That would be a sure lawsuit. It is good that the CIA made sure that the schools are closed. The catastrophe could have been terrible, especially if children are as afraid of the snow as are we Chaldeans.
Thank you to the CIA for again keeping us safe.