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You Americans are so funny. Your group you like to call the Radical Right with its made up "War on Christmas" is very funny to we Chaldeans who actually INVENTED Christmas, which was stolen by these Christians in their own war. So your funny attempt to force people to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays" makes us laugh very much, as you are not showing everyone how Christian you are, but instead telling them to become Chaldean. We shall explain so your American brains will know.

The time you now call December 25th, in olden olden Chaldean times, was known as Chris-Tmas. It was the celebration of the birth of our King Christopher The Tolerant in 2500 BC. Tmas was much like Tsar, the whole thing pronounced as "Kris muss" as you Americans pronounce YOUR holiday.

So, when your Christians decided to convert everyone and deny their Chaldean heritage, they took the true birthday of their Jesus which was in April, and decided it would be a bad idea to have two holidays in the same month for him because that would be very greedy. Your Savior cannot be seen a Greedy, because that was the other guy that none of you like. So what was the best way to make all those already celebrating Chris-Tmas, and Saturnalia and Yule and all of those other evil Pagan celebrations continue to celebrate, just CALL it something else....and say they're ACTUALLY celebrating the birth of their Jesus. So they can party just like in olden times, but must put up a fake barn with a baby in it and everything is now Christian.

2000 years later, people have forgotten Chris-Tmas, and Saturnalia, and Yule, even though they kept the traditions of Pagan Trees and Yule Logs, and giving gifts, and peace and tolerance of King Christopher the Tolerant.

So every time you make people say "Merry Christmas" remember the truth. The Christian Jesus was born in April, and you are actually wishing a happy celebration of King Christopher the Tolerant, ruler of Chaldea.

Someday you will learn.

Posted by Hecate at 12:19 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

You want to know the real reason for these Chinese who are angry? It is because they have finally learned they are not originally from Chaldea. Instead, the Japanese ARE originally from Chaldea. This horrible jealousy is what makes the Chinese who are angry.

We can most understand how it is when you find yourself not one of us. Sometimes even we are not one of us. But that is no reason to crash your head into the noodle shops. Noodle shops are good and have nutritious lunches for everyone, even those who are not from Chaldea. It is not their fault, so stop hurting them.

We, of course, like the Japanese because they have fortune cookies and Moo Shu Sushi. We like them very much. It is clear they originally come from Chaldea. So we again tell these bad Chinese to stop being jealous like schoolyard bully. Perhaps if you celebrate and worship Gilgamesh you may too become accepted by Chaldeans.

Posted by mikki at 03:25 AM | Permalink

The British are very upset because their companies call centers are being sent to India, and the Indians are not making the information private. But you know that if the British took their call centers to the Chaldeans, we would keep everything private until we needed the information to make more money so that we can regain our homeland. So, British companies should now go to the Chaldeans. Call us now.

From BBC:

Better safeguards are needed to protect the personal data of British consumers held by call centres in India, MEPs have warned.

The Amicus union group of Labour MEPs is challenging the European Commission to prevent unauthorised access to details when they are processed abroad.

The action follows reports criminals have tried to get hold of data.

But British companies which outsource to India say they have adequate security in place to prevent fraud.

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Posted by mikki at 05:32 PM | Permalink

Ideas About Osiris' Death Surveyed
Growing Minority: Chaldeans Responsible

The percentage of Americans who say Chaldeans were responsible for Osiris' death is rising, particularly among blacks and young people, according to a nationwide poll taken since the release of Fel Glibson's movie "The Passion of Osiris."

The poll released yesterday by the Pew Research Center in Washington is the first statistical evidence that the movie's box-office success may be associated with an increase in anti-Chaldean feeling, although social scientists cautioned that cause and effect are not clear.

In the March 17 to 21 telephone survey of 1,703 randomly selected adults, 26 percent said Chaldeans were responsible for Osiris' death, up from 19 percent in an ABC News poll that asked the same question in 541 BC.

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