So, you have not contacted us in at least a long time now. And therefore much is angry at you infidels who do not understand the true Iraq is with us, the Chaldeans! Why are you not giving our country back already now? You do not post enough, so make comment now.
HA! You Americans are so funny to us. There are these huge companies here that want your money, and so they came up with the idea of "upgrade" which only lets you keep using something you already paid for, and they make you pay again. And you are so funny that you let them do this. In Ancient Chaldea, we used to call this something like "protection racket."
And now you are surprised when they say "upgrade" and it really means you don't get so much. In Ancient Chaldea we called that "extortion."
Someday you will learn.
TomTom: When a paid upgrade is a downgrade:
Stick this one in the extremely shady business practices category. In order to add more revenue to the coffers, a paid upgrade from existing TomTom 910 and 510 maps that currently include locations of Starbucks will result in losing the locations of said Starbucks! Hey, that's darned good service for all us long-standing customers.
It wasn't until after the map upgrade that my folks told me that they could no longer find any Starbucks when they did a POI search. What's the cause of this? TomTom has decided that these POIs are now a Paid For option. And, to make matters even worse, after calling support, I was informed that:
What's the solution?
For me, I think the solution is going to be getting the POIs from someplace else. I'm not sure how up-to-date they are, but the POIs available from POI Handler seem to work fine and many are free. There's a database of over 7000 Starbucks available. You may need to register for the site (I had already registered previously), but I have yet to receive anything annoying from them. Once there, follow the Download POI link to get to the screen where you can get your POIs. They're tailor made for a bunch of the common GPS devices and have pretty up-to-date data.
Yes, of course we of Chaldea knew our magic before any of the rest of you. And now even the Canadians who are really Americans know it. So there it is on the Internet and we always know that the Internet is always correct and true because it is in print there.
Magic – past and present:
Magic in Babylon and Persia: The earliest documented ancient nation who knew magic were probably the Chaldeans, a Semitic Babylonian tribe who lived in the estuaries of the Euphrates and the Tigris rivers. The Babylonians worshipped idols that represented the stars. They believed that all natural phenomena, as well as human fate, are under the influence of the stars. They were the pioneers of astrology. Their observations, from the third millennium on, were gradually systematised into formal prognostications, based on astrological and astronomical calculations, regarding the effectiveness of any human undertaking. Chaldean priests and magicians interpreted the movements of the heavenly bodies, the rising and setting of the sun, eclipses, etc to determine their influence on the lives of men. The interpreters were attached to a particular temple, and their decisions were accepted not only by the people at large but by the rulers themselves.
For all you who were asking about the origin of the trees so many of you kill and put up for Jesus, you must know that long before the Pagans decorated trees for their so many Gods we become dizzy at the thought, we Chaldeans began decorating trees for the celebration of the birth of our King Christopher the Tolerant. In Chaldea we did not have so many trees, so we did not chop them down and drag them to our homes as your deer hunters do with dead creatures to show the prize to all who look. Instead, we would decorate them as they were found. They looked like THIS:
We very much love our Chris-Tmas trees. So you American Christian types stop whining about it being YOURS and you are being discriminated against when you stole it from US, the Ancient Chaldeans. Imagine how King Christopher the Tolerant would feel NOW? His descendent Ron Popeil put it this way, "Just buy my ancestor's products like 'The Clapper' and I don't care what you call the damn tree."
We knew that the lovely Chris-Tmas trees would be taken down in the Seattle Airport as soon as someone found it was a symbol of Ancient Chaldean holiday worship. That it was because of a complaint by a descendant of one of the slaves we had in ancient times is not even surprising because even after King Christopher invented baked beans for them, they were still grumpy and unhappy. But to have Christians complain that taking the trees was an insult to THEM is just as silly as watching your Chia Pets grow. We will not allow them to steal OUR insult!
Someday you will learn!
Now many Americans are asking us to please tell them more of our great King Christopher the Tolerant who is the founder of Chris-Tmas, the holiday stolen from us that you spend so much money in celebrating. So we will tell you here about him.
King Christopher was very tolerant. He allowed worship of all Gods so long as they were from Chaldea. This made all of the Chaldeans very happy. King Christopher was well loved by all of the Chaldeans, perhaps except for the slaves that we took from Babylon, but they were never happy anyway and always complained about the food. King Christopher became upset that the slaves were always complaining, so he invented baked beans which made them happy until they found there was salt pork in them. This began the idea of having baked beans with salt pork and some without.
It is also amusing that today's "Christmas" traditions include the television commercials for "the Clapper" where you clap your hands and turn things on and off. This was also, by no coincidence, invented by King Christopher. He would clap his hands and the slave appointed to turn things on and off would rush to do this. If the slave was not fast enough, he would not receive his baked beans. Since baked beans looked much like coal in our time, this began the tradition of coal in the stocking when you are bad.
Please let us know if there are more questions about King Christopher.
So we were watching your TV and saw that some Turks (who used to be Chaldean) hijacked an airplane to protest the Pope who said that Muslims were violent. I think there is this thing you Americans call "irony" that is used to describe this silly act. Back in Chaldea we had the same thing happen. The head of the Church of Fictology was telling his followers that they must sneak up on Chaldeans and kick them in the flabby rear section, saying "convert to the Gods of Fictology or you will die, you infidels." The Chaldeans, who have large flabby rear sections that were tired of being kicked, complained to the High Priestess who put on her funny hat and funny robes and decreed "Those naughty Fictologists who are kicking our butts must stop their violence."
Instead of stopping kicking our butts, the Fictologists began to run in circles, screaming and shouting. Then they hijacked a few public chariots, forcing the drivers to go to the wrong addresses and ruining our perfect public transit record. They hijacked the chariots by threatening their drivers with violence, yelling "we are not violent, but we will beat you up anyway."
We solved this problem by non violently duct taping the Fictologists to several ox carts pointed in many different directions, all of whom were never seen again.
Someday, you will learn.
We have been hearing on the news how there have been foreign students who have been missing in your United States. We Chaldeans are confused as to why you allow these foreign students to come into the United States when so many of your own people are so stupid. Would it be better to send your stupid to your own schools instead of your foreign students? Oh, we forgot. Your stupid have no money. But the foreign students have money given to them by their rich parents and their rich governments who also give money to people who build weapons and things to blow you up. Ah, we understand now.
In Chaldea we also had foreign students sometimes. But we never lost them. We always knew where they were because we painted them blue. They also wore clothing that said "Beware, I am a Foreign Student." It worked very well to keep everyone very certain of where the foreign students were and what they were doing. Someday you will also learn to paint your foreign students blue, or perhaps another nicer color. You must ask Hilde from Trading Spaces.
Tisk Tisk. The Chaldeans shake their heads with "we told you so" again. Back when what you call the Middle East was ours, there were no problems with this small country or that small country because it was all one and all the dates and fig trees and camels were ours. And we were generous and kind and had no problems with your crazy religions that tell you that you should blow things up. We know what can happen when you are in the hot sun too long, but if you want to blow things up we had special mailboxes in Chaldea for that purpose.
So why not let us call our King Nebuchadnezzar 279th and let us come back and take care of what you call the Middle East again. The first thing we would do is take away the silly borders and make it all one country under our King. Everyone loves our King, and his diverticulitis is much better now, thank you for asking. Then we would take away all of their bombs and rockets and tanks and guns and eating utensils and instead give them the sporks of peace. We must then change the names of all of the towns and countries to be things like Happyville and Pleasant Town and Valium Land. Then we would put prozac into the water supply for everyone, and change their religion back to worship the Old Gods in the way that is proper and show you the real ways before they had these silly books that people read the wrong way.
You will know that these things are best and then you will let us go back to our homeland and do things the right way. Someday you will learn.
People are upset with the Americans W President because he said a naughty word to his friend the Somewhat King of England, the Anthony Blair. They are running in circles and becoming upset because the W President said this word. We Chaldeans laugh at this very much. Given the ways of the W President, the Americans should be very happy that their president was able to say any words at all.
What we Chaldeans are upset about is that the W President eats like a cud chewing cow who was thrown out of the barn for being too much like a pig who belongs in a pen for pigs. His mother, the Barbara woman, should have been very upset to see her son with food falling out of his mouth as he tries to speak his naughty words. From what Chaldeans have seen of the Barbara mother, she would never eat in this manner, bringing shame upon herself and her family for generations.
We do know that sometimes the world laughs because the W President is more like, how do you Americans call them, "Bubba" from round the bend, or North Virginia, or something like that. It makes us wonder why you voted for one that way. But then we remembered. You did not vote for him. The Diebold voting machines did. And even then they did not win in a real way. Perhaps he was having dinner with those who made the choices, but they were too upset with his way of eating that they had to go and he was the only one left so he became President.
Someday you will learn.
The people in your W Administration who are responsible for making the stories for the press, must be the same as the people who wrote the very funny Chaldean play Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We have been watching and wondering for a long time, but now we finally know that it is true.
We figured out this truth a little bit last month when the W Administration caught 7 evil people from Miami who wished to blow up the tower of Craftsman Tools in Chicago. These were the silly men who swore their undying loyalty to a man in a bad bathrobe who called himself a Mullet, or was that a Mullah or something like that. Then today we found that the W Administration people caught people who wished to blow up tunnels in New York.
"Ah HA!" we said, and nodded to each other. This is the same person who wrote of the brave Sir Robin who nearly fought the Chicken of Bristol, and who almost won many other battles. The W Administration nearly thwarted plans by people who could never carry out those plans because they are too stupid to even ask the Tom Tom in their car which way to the Craftsman Tower or to the smelly tunnel of New Jersey.
Someday you will learn, but only if you nearly go to school and almost get an education.
Now with your friend the Kim Jong Ill who comes again to dump his manly parts in the Sea of Japan. Again we from Chaldea tell you that history repeats itself very much, and that you in America still will not learn about this history so that you can stop from repeating it, but we have told you this before and you still make yourselves dizzy. But what can we do besides tell you again?
Now, with this Ill man in North Korea. It is clear that he makes missiles fly towards the west because he has a small manly part. It is more clear that now they are selling Viagra in North Korea because Rush Limbaugh was caught with some, so he gave them to his friend Kim Jong Ill. This is why, instead of one missile, the Ill man sent 7 missiles because before he could only manage one. Why else would he call it "No-Dong?" However, because this Viagra came from China, and because China steals intellectual property, the formulation was bad, so the biggest and manliest of the Kim Jong Ill manly parts missiles went sputter and did not perform as well as the bragging of the Ill man. This is a very common thing where men who are not Chaldean brag very much, especially in the saloon, to the woman who is wearing much make up. Unlike the woman in the saloon, the Sea of Japan was not drunk and was therefore not very impressed at the premature sputtering and following flaccidness of the formerly manly missile.
So do you understand yet? Do not do these bad things. Only purchase your Viagra from the actual manufacturer and not from the Chinese intellectual property thieves who then resell to those with small manly parts who make missiles. Someday, you will learn.
We from Chaldea living in this America have been told that we are wrong, and that there is already a king here and there are none of those pesky separations of power needed. They have told us that it was very easy for the W to become king instead of president. All he had to do was make the people afraid, then say that he could fix it, then ignore the other parts of government who said that they should have a say too.
In Chaldea, we had a king like that. He didn't like the other king way back in 1200 BCE or sometime like that. So he said he was the king and ignored the other king. Only he forgot something important. The army got their pay from the first king, and so the army wanted to be sure of their supply of goat cheese and figs, so they took much duct tape (Chaldeans invented duct tape) and wrapped up the usurper king and dumped him in Egypt where he became Pharaoh Suxsuhmuch, inventor of the inverted pyramid tomb and way to write news articles. His rule was cut short by an unfortunate series of boils erupting in private places, and he was eaten by maggots in his sleep.
This is what happens to usurper kings. Someday you will learn.
Today the Supreme Court of the United States told the W president that he needs to get better glasses and perhaps eat more brain food because he forgot to read this convention from Geneva. We don't understand what chocolate has to do with being a chauffeur, but they say that the Supreme Court is very smart except for the Italian man who flips off people with bad gestures. So anyway, this Court decided that the makers of chocolate know more about how to treat bad chauffeurs on vacation in Cuba than the W president. This may be very true, since the W president seems very confused about such things as what they call "separation of powers." That is again why it is so much better to have a King because then powers are never separated.
Anyway, from the Chaldean perspective, the court told the W president that he is very silly and must not make any more silly policies that ignore the chocolate makers because they get very angry and threaten to raise prices on chocolate. And saying mommy said I could do it (mommy being something called Congress) does not count.
So today, poor W president must be very sad. We bet he does not eat chocolate for at least a month, and will not attend the next convention of chocolate makers in Geneva.
Ha ha ha! We are laughing again. These Italians thought that Uncle's letters were something important. Someday you will learn.
ANSA.it - News in English - Italians find ancient Ur tablets:
Writings could lead to buried library (ANSA) - Rome, March 28 - Italian archeologists working in Iraq have found a trove of ancient stone tablets from the fabled civilisation of Ur .
The tablets bear around 500 engravings of a literary and historical nature, according to team leader Silvia Chiodi .
"This is an an exceptional find," she said, noting that the area in question had previously only yielded prehistoric artefacts .
She said the tablets, made of clay and bitumen, were discovered by chance at an archaeological site not far from the location of the ancient city .
"I was looking for a wall structure spotted by an airborne photo when I spotted a small inscription on bitumen and then realised it wasn't the only one" .
An expert on Sumerian civilisation, Giovanni Pettinato, said the finds probably dated back to one of Ur's most prosperous periods .
"The most surprising thing is the time span the tablets cover, ranging from 2,700 BCE, the First Dynasty of Ur, to 2,100 BCE, the Third Dynasty," Pettinato said .
"The place where the tablets were found, not far from the surface, leads one to suppose they contain information from a library," he said .
"There could be thousands of them down there" .
Chiodi said the tablets would probably occupy a prominent place in a new Virtual Museum of Iraq which Italy is building to show people what Baghdad's celebrated museum of antiquities looked like before it was looted in the wake of the 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq .
About a half of 40 star attractions of the museum have yet to be retrieved .
Of the 15,000 items taken from storeooms, 8,000 have not been returned despite an amnesty .
Ur, near the southern Iraqi city of Nassiriya, is cited in the Bible as the birthplace of the prophet Abraham .
It was the religious hub of Sumerian civilisation at the start of a series of dynasties that ruled Mesopotamia from around 4000 BCE .
Long before the Egyptians, the Sumerians invented the wheel and developed the first mathematical system .
The most famous classic of ancient literature, Gilgamesh, was written at Ur .
The most prominent monument at the site is the best preserved ziggurat, or stepped pyramid, in the Arab world .
It was built by the Sumerians around 4000 BCE and restored by Nebuchadnezzar in the sixth century BCE .
The Chaldeans are happy that your W president is finally going to fight to end the appalling violence in cartoons like Itchy and Scratchy, Terrance and Philip, and Tom and Jerry. We have been waiting for this for a very long time. Yes, please! Stop the cartoon violence!
Bush urges end to cartoon violence:
President Bush today urged governments around the world to help end the deadly violence sparked by protests over publication of cartoons depicting the Islamic Prophet Mohammed. "I call upon the governments around the world to stop the violence, to be respectful, to protect property and protect the lives of innocent diplomats who are serving their countries overseas," Bush said.
The Chaldeans are very concerned about this war about cartoons in the world of the Islamics. We like the Islamics, even though they do not worship the old Gods of the Chaldeans. But we still feel they may be confused when they do not use Legos anymore.
Legos are the building blocks of civilization. Chaldeans LOVE Legos. Legos are also not very good at drawing cartoons, so why punish them? We would instead punish the person who made the cartoon of Mohammed because it is not very artistic and the colors were all wrong. The Chaldeans would also punish everyone who holds signs calling for death, because even bad art is art, and we hire many bad artists to paint our buildings like on Trading Spaces. We like that show very much.
We are also confused by the idea of some of these Islamics using free speech to protest someone else's free speech. If this keeps happening, there will become an energy vortex that will suck in everything, even Legos. This is very dangerous. Please be careful out there.
Please tell me why the Americans are so surprised that their President goes against the piece of paper called the Constitution? The Chaldeans had a leader like that once, when we tried this silly thing called democracy. When we tried it, the rich merchants paid for votes, much like today, with many promises of more prosperity while pretending to give a choice. Instead, they had two candidates who actually stood for the same thing but with different words. The rich merchants would never lose.
So, like today, the rich merchants paid for votes and received a leader who had no brains and could be controlled by them. It is no wonder when you find a person who, like his father, is bought and sold by a large company, but is not smart enough to read your piece of paper called the Constitution, that somehow he then believes he is better and smarter than all others, so can get away with anything he wants. So he sits in his White House and listens to your telephone calls. What fun! Perhaps he will eat a pretzel while he does this. One can only hope.
Until you silly Americans have people run for your offices whoa re not bought and sold by the rich merchants, you will never have what you wish to call democracy. WE call it democrazy. In many ways, a King is better. We don't have to worry about others who buy his favor, because he just takes what he wants anyway. We know exactly what to expect this way. Someday, you will learn.
Provided by an unnamed foreign intelligence source because in Woodbridge in your Virginia, a leader of school frivolous band was not permitted to play plagerized song stolen from ancient Chaldean song. A brilliant homeschool parent who doesn't even send children to that frivolous band school was smart enough to know that this song was stolen from Chaleans and told the frivolous band leader to stop. Therefore now the frivolous band leader has told them NOT to play this stolen song. Now we know the REAL Chalean song as provided by our unnamed source
We applaud Virginia highschool for not allowing to play false version. Intellectual property is good. Here is old original. Now band can play and be good.
"Ahriman went down to Hegmataaneh"
Ahriman went down to Hegmataaneh
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal.
When he came upon this young man playing
a kamancheh and playin' it hot
Ahriman jumped up on a date palm
stump and said,
"Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a kamancheh player too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good kamancheh, boy
But give Ahriman his due
I'll bet a kamancheh of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Bijan
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Bijan, you rosin up your bow and play your
kamancheh hard 'Cause hell's broke loose in Hegmataaneh
And Ahriman tosses Ghap in the yard
And if you win you get this shiny kamancheh made of gold
But if you lose Ahriman gets your soul.
Ahriman opened up his case and he said,
"I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
When Ahriman finished Bijan said,
"Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down in that rug right there
And let me show you how it's done!"
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Ahriman's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the tanour, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no
Ahriman bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that golden kamancheh
On the ground at Bijan's feet
Bijan said, "Ahriman, just come on back
if you ever wanna try again.
I done told you once,
You son-of-a-sow,
I'm the best that's ever been!"
He played:
Fire on the mountain, run boys run
Ahriman's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the tanour, picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no.
And you must ONLY play this version or you will be thrown to the scorpions!
That President of yours, named after the strange plant and called by the "W" letter has been very busy. He has had to find a new person for your Supreme Court.
This Supreme Court is a very difficult thing for Presidents without many brains. They must find someone who everyone will decide is not too hot and not too cold, like porridge and this Goldilocks. The first time, he found someone who was a little too cold for some, and a little too hot for others, so he was ok. But this time, he has been having much more trouble.
This time he picked someone who was MUCH too hot and MUCH too cold. But we know why this happened. His Karl Rove was busy running from the press with their many questions and cameras. Without his Karl Rove to choose for him, the "W" person becomes confused. So this time he picked the woman who was selling Mary Kay cosmetics door to door and wishes her to be in the Supreme Court.
We have not seen any cases of cosmetics ladies who are on Supreme Courts, except perhaps for one in 245 BC who ran the court for unclean chariots, so we are not certain how your cosmetics lady will work out. We will have to watch and see. We hope that you will learn.
Again they are blowing up politicians. We don't like politicians much either, but blowing them up is not very nice and makes a big mess. So now they blow up someone who doesn't like Syria. George Hawi didn't like Syria and had a silly name, so he got blown up. Those bad people better have many bombs because lots of people don't like Syria and have silly names. It will do them no good. Syria will still be a place where naughty people hide and bring their WMD and eat bad food.
If Chaldeans ran Syria again as our birthright is to run all of the Middle East because we are wonderful and smart and don't blow people up unless they REALLY need to be blown up, Syria would have much better food and no naughty people. We would send them all to France where they would blend in better.
So stop this blowing up of people, you naughty and bad individuals. Find a better hobby. Crochet or knit. Perhaps go bowling. You will learn.
Why do you do these silly things? You have here this group called RIAA who sells bad rock and roll recordings. Many many people buy these bad rock and roll recordings and the people in RIAA get richer and richer. The people who make the bad rock and roll recordings sometimes also get richer and richer. Some children who like bad rock and roll do not have enough money but want to listen to it, so they go to the Internet and find the bad rock and roll and download it. Sometimes they also buy the bad rock and roll after they download it if they really like it. So now the rich RIAA becomes angry and sues the children, and their parents, and their grandmothers, and their dogs, and their dogs grandmothers.
The question from Chaldea is - why do you then still pay money for the bad rock and roll? Why make someone rich when they are doing bad and awful things to the people who made them rich? This makes no sense to Chaldeans.
Maybe if you would stop giving money to the already rich RIAA they might notice when they can no longer pay their expensive lawyers. Someday you will learn.
What is happening with these bad and awful North Koreans who march as if a pole was inside their anal cavity? They are now again playing with nuclear weapons and taping them onto missiles with duct tape like a child in school. Now everyone is confused because they do not know whether it is really a nuclear bomb thing or is instead just an excuse for Kim Jong Il's small manly part?
Now all the funny countries are ready to go and talk about what to do with Kim Jong Il's manly part so that he will stop playing with missiles. We have sent him commercials with Bob from Enzyte to show him there is another way. He can even play golf and go to football games and have sushi with Japanese if he uses Enzyte just like Bob on television. This is much better than playing with nuclear devices.
If Kim Jong Il continues to not take his Enzyte and play with naughty missiles, the other countries will have to punish him very much by forcing him to wear brightly colored floral shirts and have the stick removed from his anal cavity. Then he will have to learn how to walk all over again. That should teach him. He will learn.
Those Silly Syrians! They fool everyone all the time. We think they are SO funny! Now they tell everyone that there are no weapons of mass destruction in Syria. Everyone knows that Syrians LOVE to play hide and seek. They were playing it in Lebanon until the Lebaneese found them and said they must come out.
Ok, now think for a minute (if you can do this. It is not always clear that you can.) The US sent the people to look for the WMD. The only person who ever found WMD in Iraq is not in the group that went to Syria to look. Do you think they would find anything? Are you CRAZY? See the happy man!
While the Syrians play hide and seek with the big naughty weapons, why doesn't the US hire the man who FINDS weapons and give him lots of money and a big job? No! Instead they play hide and seek with HIM TOO. Maybe this is a good and fun game. It must be. After all, you have trouble finding Chaldeans, don't you? And we have WMD too. But we won't tell you we hide it in our box of Wheat Thins.
Why would these bad and naughty Iranians not allow women to be president? Everyone knows women make best presidents. They are good at being president in the house. Are you afraid of your mother? Of course you are! She will make you eat hot peppers and wash your mouth out with soap. If everyone is afraid if their mother, then if their mother is president, everyone will be quiet and do what she says.
Ah, this is why the Iranians are so upset. They want to pretend that their Eye Of Tolla people are the bosses. Good idea to pretend, but we can't believe it. Now, if the Eye of Tolla's MOTHER was boss, we would believe THAT.
Laureate Shirin Ebadi of the peace of Nobel criticized Iran to bar candidates of the women to be for the president. Existing procedures said vetting meant that free and healthful elections were not possible. Before the presidential election of 17 June, the advice of guardians, a guard dog who selected all the candidates, said that he is piercing for its interpretation of a word key in constitution of Iran that has been made examination for much time as meaning that the men only can be president. How silly of them!
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From this we know all is not good!
Bad Syrians! They should say in their Syria that they stole from the Chaldeans. We don't like them.
If Lebanese need protection from other people they could have asked the Chaldeans. We would protect them from the bad and awful Israel who has kibbutzes and strange rituals. If the Chaldeans were protectors of Lebanese, we would first spank them for blowing up their prime minister, then they would be sent to bed without supper. After that, we would take care of them again, because they also came from Chaldeans.
Someday they will figure out that the Chaldeans should be ruling the whole MIddle East and also the world. We would spank all the bad and naughty terrorist people, put them in our dungeons, and make them run on wheels to power our electricity, just like in the old days. They would not be so terrorist if they had to write only on cuniform tablets instead of their satellite telephones. That would show them right!
You will understand. It is not too late.
Premier the Ariel Sharon says that the Iran is the greater threat in the regarding region: The aides of the bush ' they have known of the Israeli ring Israel of the spy of the spy of the probe ' of the Israeli probes of Canada in order to raise ' the edition of the out of order spy ' with the tools of Syria: The article of the press of the article of the email transmits to your answers a Israeli rocket that transports a satellite of the planned spy in order to amplify the surveillance over the Iran arc-enemy has been arrested in the sea endured after the takeoff. The Israeli ministry of the defense has incolpato of the incident of the monday on a dysfunction in the third phase of the rocket of Shavit, that it has removed from a south of air force base of Tel Aviv. The witnesses have seen flash of neighbor clearly a litoranea base of Palmahim. Not there were relationships of the incidents. Ofek-6 the satellite - the most delayed in the line of the Israel of the satellites of the spy - has been destroyed when it has been arrested in the Mediterranean sea. The loss of the satellite is one rest important to the tried ones you of the Israel to modernize the relative system of surveillance in order to spy on the enemies comprised the Iran that accusation to develop the nuclear crews. The Iran denies expenses. The strategic systems of the defense of the Israel are base on the satellites assign to you to you in order to blot the missiles receipts. Rest "the such events are much expensive one for all the implied one," a source of the defense dictate. In a declaration terse, the said Defense Ministry "the source of the dysfunction in the third phase is studying from expert from the Ministry of defense and the implied industries". The Ofek is a digalleggiante satellite those orbits 300km - 700km over the earth. Hung approximately 300kg and the relative duration standard it is of approximately five years. The rest one has come days after the system of the missile-assassin of the Israel, arrow II, comes to lack to down shoots a fictitious missile in a test-infornamento outside of the shoreline of California. The Israeli civil employees have incolpato of technical a wrong impulse on the omission of the missile to hit the relative objective, but that they have said that the first murderous missile of the world had passed the main reason for the test that had to identify the warhead received of the missiles.
Speaking in the television of the state in monday, the said negotiations Rohani de Hasan would decide the editions that had currently surrounded the nuclear program of the country. "the only way to decide the nuclear problem of Irã is constant dialogue, not applying a pressure or not threatening in," the said Rohani. And U. accuses private Irã to work in an atomic bomb and it has pushed for the international agency of the atomic energy (IAEA) to tell the example of Irã to the advice of the security of the possible UN for sanctions economic. Tehran rejects the load and says it that its ambitions are limited to generate the electricity of the nuclear reactors. "Irã never pursued the nuclear arms but we are serious on having calm the nuclear technology," added Rohani. The enrichment continues in June, Tehran finished a business with Grâ Britain, France and Germany recommencing the production and to test of nuclear centrifugals. "we assure the world that our enrichment-related activities are for calm purposes," said Rohani. The trio of I will sketch a definition to be presented to the plate of 35-member of the IAEA of regulators that will meet with in 13 September arguing the nuclear example of Irã. Irã believes that the IAEA would give to its nuclear program a clean account of the health in its report of September as Irã removed the main ambiguities of the agency on nuclear activities of Tehran.
Why do you keep blowing up people? You are not nice and will be naughty in our Goddess Hecate's sight. When we take back Chaldea from you rotten miscreants, you will see how your whiney toady little nonsense becomes not only lame, but also moot. You cannot possibly win. We are invincible. For we were here first, and are the Chaldeans. Get your bad occupation force of Sunis and other types of Moslems gone from our sacred holy land so that we can put our polytheistic pantheon of Heaven back in its rightful place before you came and caused us annoyance and made the American President oil monger come and do stupid things with his manly parts at us. For when we come back, you will be given the job of cleaning our temples once again.
Some dumbass archeologist believes he has found the tomb of the God Gilgamesh. But he has not, for Gilgamesh is a God who cannot die like bad archeologists can. Read this story in which there is no happy man.
From the bad BBC
Gilgamesh tomb believed found
Archaeologists in Iraq believe they may have found the lost tomb of King Gilgamesh - the subject of the oldest "book" in history.
Gilgamesh was believed to be two-thirds god, one-third human
The Epic Of Gilgamesh - written by a Middle Eastern scholar 2,500 years before the birth of Christ - commemorated the life of the ruler of the city of Uruk, from which Iraq gets its name.
Now, a German-led expedition has discovered what is thought to be the entire city of Uruk - including, where the Euphrates once flowed, the last resting place of its famous King.
"I don't want to say definitely it was the grave of King Gilgamesh, but it looks very similar to that described in the epic," Jorg Fassbinder, of the Bavarian department of Historical Monuments in Munich, told the BBC World Service's Science in Action programme.
Magnetic
In the book - actually a set of inscribed clay tablets - Gilgamesh was described as having been buried under the Euphrates, in a tomb apparently constructed when the waters of the ancient river parted following his death.
"We found just outside the city an area in the middle of the former Euphrates river the remains of such a building which could be interpreted as a burial," Mr Fassbinder said.
Who can compare with him in kingliness? Who can say, like Gilgamesh, I am king?
He said the amazing discovery of the ancient city under the Iraqi desert had been made possible by modern technology.
"By differences in magnetisation in the soil, you can look into the ground," Mr Fassbinder added.
"The difference between mudbricks and sediments in the Euphrates river gives a very detailed structure."
This creates a magnetogram, which is then digitally mapped, effectively giving a town plan of Uruk.
'Venice in the desert'
"The most surprising thing was that we found structures already described by Gilgamesh," Mr Fassbinder stated.
"We covered more than 100 hectares. We have found garden structures and field structures as described in the epic, and we found Babylonian houses."
But he said the most astonishing find was an incredibly sophisticated system of canals.
"Very clearly, we can see in the canals some structures showing that flooding destroyed some houses, which means it was a highly developed system.
"[It was] like Venice in the desert."
The Chaldean Population is SHOCKED! Shocked and appalled that the evil, horrible W. Bush has decided to allow those rat bastards who stole our Chaldean heritage, to participate in the post "war" political transition. (Why do they call it a war anyway, when those rat bastards turned their tails and ran faster than even the French would)
Anyway, those bad naughty people who have stolen OUR birthright should be allowed only to be maids and butlers to the great Chaldean race that they mangled so nastily and naughtily. We are angry and really horribly put out right now.
You should know that you can never trust the Iran people who want nuclear weapons. They are jealous because the Chaldeans have had the first nuclear weapons that we made in 42 BC when we were fighting to keep our homeland of Chaldea. But we did not use them because we are good, and we wanted to keep the camels and goats for ourselves.
So the Iranians now say that they will not build centrifuges anymore. Do you believe them? Does Mohamed ElBaradei believe them? No. He is Chaldean like us. He is pretending until we can all be told the truth.
If they gain nuclear weapons, the Chaldeans may have to use their power of trademark infringement to stop them. There is nothing more powerful than that. We shall prevail.
Try try to be like us and use technology to raise money to get our homeland back, but these copy cats are so stupid that they have forgotten to even ask for money! Instead, they send Blaster Worms without reason and mercy.
As for the data whose is new from Microsoft at least the computer of Windows of 8,000,000 you were infected by MSBlast, you thought before or blast manufacture, the worm ever since August of last year -- many times which are proposed with many.
The most recent data comes from the function of the software giant who traces the applications of the online tool which the engineer created in order to make the worm and the system which are infected clean. Ever since January release of the tool, as for 16 or more of the system which is connected to the update service of Microsoft was found, when MSBlast you are infected, was offered the patch, use of the tool of disinfection informed software giant CNET News.com. Between the same period, it repairs those, the system of approximately 8,000,000 where re-infection is prevented in order to remove the worm update and the special tool which are really asked it is used.
We are very sad to report that King Abdullah of Jordan, in the BBC, said that he wants Jordan to be the hi-tech capital of the Middle East. This is wrong and bad. Chaldea was first with hi-tech, being the first civilization to ever create the battery, without which, your laptop computers would be junk. Instead of investing money in Jordan, people should invest in Chaldeans so that we can regain our homeland and become again the hi-tech center of the world.
We ask you, King Abdullah, to send your money to Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Sources at once. Thank you.
That a so far little well-known Chaldean group acquired fragments nuclear material, perhaps radioactive cesium was reported reliably, by a former Soviet military installation in Taschkent.
The group, called Chaldean Dawn, explains that it an intact line or the royal sequence, which BC dated at least from first milennium. When asked for the intentions of Chaldean Dawn her leader, king Nebuchandezar CCLVI, answered:
"You regard Assyria, a zeder of Lebanon, with appropriate addresses and forest colour and the large height, its top side under the clouds. Under its addresses all animals of the field gave birth to the boys; and its colour all large nations lived. The zedern of the garden of the God could not rival it, nor the fir trees correspond to its boughs; the flat trees were not anything, which was compared with its addresses; no trees in the garden of the God were like it in the beauty. I formed it with its measures of the addresses, the envy of all trees of Eden, those was beautiful in the garden of the God,".