We are THE unnamed foreign intelligence source. What more do you really need to know?

Do you really think that we would let you contact us? We're UNNAMED. Do you understand yet? Silly capitalists. See the happy man?

Why would you want to contact us anyway? We already know what you're going to tell us, so why waste your efforts? You must have already heard of Chaldean magic and the Chaldean Oracles. They work exclusively for US.

So don't believe it unless you hear it from us first. The Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Source. And we're pretty cute, too!

Did you realize that most of the stories planted in today's press are from us; the unnamed foreign intelligence source? Well, now you know. Our agents all over the world wear blue shirts and blue patterned ties, and have manicured hands just like this. You never know where we might be, and what foreign intelligence we may be giving to the world press. Get the REAL story, before they filter it, right here.

15 April ::: You Must Have A Great and Peachy Day Now
If you do not, we will find you and we will decide that you are no longer useful. read more...

14 April ::: Nothing At All
Nothing at all happened today that was of any interest to Chaldeans. We may as well have spent the day asleep. read more...

November 20 ::: Bad ICANN
Bad ICANN will not let us be unnamed. They say we must be named in their database of "whois." Since there is more than one, it should be database of "whoare." So we made up some information. Now they can be happy and fly around the world and spend money to get prostitutes for their staff. read more...

Stop the plot to obliterate the culture of ancient Chaldea,

If you're interested in finding out the REAL reason we invaded Iraq, read on. Luckily, we found out their evil plot in time, and now we will reclaim the core of Iraq as our very own.