While it is true that the RIAA and the MPAA are not our partners or our friends, we still will not put up bad things for you to download.

We were already told that if we allow people to download things that they should not, that we are being bad and breaking copyright. But we were here first! We are the first civilization! Everyone has stolen from US. See the happy man?

What is even more bad is that when they wrote us these mean letters called "cease and desist" they used our NAME without permission. That is our trademarked name, and no one can say they are an Unnamed Foreign Intelligence Source without paying money to us so that we can reclaim our birthright.

So there is nothing to download, unless you download our trademark notice and then put it everywhere and then give us money. Thank you for your helping.

We even have special sacred rituals that we used to let you download, but then we got complaints when people would do this without being Chaldean and they would explode. They told us we would be in big trouble if we let you have our rituals. These were ancient rituals that were passed from Mother to Brother to even family pets. They had sacred and secret things like special thongs from Ibis and bread made of mud and scarabs. But again we had to take them away because people misuse things. Bad people!

15 April ::: Horse Output Tragedy
Person of non-Chaldean origin attempts sacred Blessing of the Horse Output. Burns down house and nearby trailer park read more...

12 April ::: No More Wind
King Nebuchadnezzar the 279th sends greetings and wants all to know that he is no longer passing wind.   read more...

06 April ::: An Important Historical Day
Today is Wednesday and that makes it very important. read more...

Stop the plot to obliterate the culture of ancient Chaldea,

If you're interested in finding out the REAL reason we invaded Iraq, read on. Luckily, we found out their evil plot in time, and now we will reclaim the core of Iraq as our very own.