As you know, we have many partners.

Nobody who has been around as long as we have, would not have partners. Do you think there might be something wrong with us? Are you crazy? We take showers every day! See the happy man?

We have many partners. George W. Bush and John Kerry are our partners. The CIA is our partner too. So is the M1-6. Al Qaida is not our partner. They want to take our homeland of Iraq for themselves. It is our birthright, and we don't like them anyway. Young upstarts. Other partners we have are the Girl Scouts. We like them very much. And also the Chaldean Children's Fund. They're kind of like the Christian Children's Fund only there's not so many..

And we also like the telephone companies and the Division of Motor Vehicles very much. They are our favorite partners after the Girl Scouts. Perhaps if they made better cookies, we would rank them higher.

So you have to be really nice and not bother our partners, ok? Most of them will deny they even know us, but you know that they are never telling the truth. If they were Chaldean children, they would know this.

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